in the midst of this global pandemic, i’ve noticed people on social medias filling out little self-surveys to kill some time. i think you guys should know more information about me that isn’t as vague as my previous posts. i found this questionnaire online and felt that they are good “need-to-know’s” about me…

-when was the last time you cried?- yesterday i stubbed my toe on my dogs heaviest toy and i thought the world was ending. tears ensued. 

do you have kids? if no, how many do you want?- i have a black lab and i think all i ever want is dogs. i just want to be the cool aunt, or the hot step-mom.

if you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself?- 1000%. i’m loyal, honest and i’ll make you laugh when somebody breaks your heart.

do you use sarcasm a lot?- no, never.

what’s the first thing you notice about people?- regarding men; hands and smile. regarding women; hair and clothing (mostly for inspiration)

scary movie or happy endings? a scary movie with a sad ending. gets me hot.

favorite smells?- gillette aftershave and cappuccinos (but on separate occasions. don’t think the combo would be yummy)

do you have any special talents?- i can make my tongue into a four-leaf clover and i can also sing along to songs i’ve never heard before.

where were you born?- newton, massachusetts.

what is your least favorite thing about yourself? – my spending habits (although, getting better).

what is your favorite thing about yourself?- my ability to make anyone feel comfortable.

favorite perfume to wear?- versace bright chrystal. it’s my magic potion.

how would you describe your fashion sense?- city-chic-on-a-budget

tell us one of your bad habits!- twirling my hair and being a romantic

how is your relationship with parents?- my mother is my absolute best friend

what’s your favorite quote?- destroy every aspect of your character that does not serve you

do you consider yourself a good cook? i’m a great cook for myself. i don’t think many people would like how overcooked my scallops are, but damn, they are sexy to my tastebuds. 

if money were no object what would you get for your next birthday?- an entire new wardrobe and all my debts paid off. happy b-day to me.

what is one thing you would want somebody to know about you before pursuing a relationship with you?- i’d rather be told the truth and heal from it than be lied to in order to spare my feelings. seriously, don’t waste my time. 

end of questionnaire. 

if you actually read through this post, i really appreciate you

and we’d probably be real-life friends.